Coffee Table

This coffee table is haunted. Anything you put on it is sucked in and disappears: books, Q-tips, cellphones, table lamps, underwear, ashtrays, reading glasses, babies.

It has created a low vacuum that exerts a pull at the ceiling. The house will fall. Then the universe. The coffee table is an agent of the big crunch.

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